J2 Plot bunny???

[ht_murray]

There's this dude I work with... He's been screwed over by two wives and he's... well, weird, but a good man. Anyway, so he's totally not into the dating scene but still likes to pretend he could be. LOL. He spends a lot of time looking at singles sites and is fascinated (and more than happy to discuss openly in the breakroom) by the number of thinly veiled prostitution rings you can access on Craigslist and whatnot.

He found one, not on Craiglist, where you pay a flat fee for a certain number of monthly "visits" and he's quick to point out it doesn't have to be sex, could be housecleaning or something. LOL.



So, now someone needs to write fic where one of the Js "accidentally" logs onto one of these sites looking for a housekeeper and gets the other J on his doorstep. J1 has no clue that J2 expects to show up and have sex and J2 is deeply disappointed that J1 only wants him to clean house.

Also, would be funny if J1 actually requested a male because he's embarrassed to have a woman cleaning around his porn or sex toy collection. Triple bonus if J2 is enthralled by the sex toys because usually he's the sex toy, and J1 catches him trying them out. BWahahahahaha!

Dang, I wish I didn't have so many bunnies.

Comments

[cradle-song.livejournal.com]

...aw, man, that would be fantastic. Hee.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think so! LOL.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

I now have an image of a French maid's outfit and a fluffy featherduster. Thanks for that.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Haha, do you think Jared could find one in his size? LOL.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Do you think they make one in Jared's size? Ugh, reminds me of a sick feather euphemism my hubby always uses. *shakes head*

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't underestimate him, he looks like he's full of surprises.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

LOL, I haz an icon of that same pose.

And you're right. He probably has a feather tutu from Swan Lake... lol.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Neat-o! I still need one to match the creepy blinking/winking icon you have but there is still time.

He is totally into teh kinky role-play; I'll bet he'd even be able to do a half-way decent French accent if he felt like it.

[captcrashsc.livejournal.com]

THIS!

Oh my god, yes, this needs to be written!

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Why yes, I think it does. LOL.

[munibunny.livejournal.com]

Oooh... lovely bunny! Now, go write it... you know you want to.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Haha, I do want to, but URGH! This makes about five not counting the ones I'm already writing. *sigh*

[cologne-chick.livejournal.com]

*lol* I love these ideas :-))

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Meep! Me, too! So much fun.If only it wasn't so much work to write them.

[angels3.livejournal.com]

That would make a fantastic story. However, it sounds like you already have a story line going. Therefore I vote you write it *evil grin*

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Urgh, I was almost seeing it as a Smith and Wesson story, but I just can't see Sam Wesson in that position. But I think the Jensen in the story needs to be modeled after Dean Smith. yes, Yes, I think he does.

[angels3.livejournal.com]

Waiting patiently....... or not so patiently *grins*

[bittersweet_art.livejournal.com]

Oh, I want to read THAT!

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Me, too! Write it. LOL.

[ysbail.livejournal.com]

Sounds positively porn filled - though if YOU wrote it there would undoubtedly be lashings of awesome angst as well (I hope - 'cause you know how much I love the angsty stuff).

I've started drowning my bunnies .... they breed you know?

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

What? Your cat doesn't like rabbit? ;P

Ugh, I think will end up writing this, but I have too many already... *sobs*