ht_murray | Err, ummm, huh? *scratches head*

K, so two posts in one day is a bad way to be on hiatus. In my defense, my computer was off, and I was not even thinking about it, was being a good little girl and... watching t.v. But hubby turned on this show called MANswers on Spike channel. Maybe you've heard of it. Among other precious little tidbits of information, I learned that the horniest animal on the planet is the pygmy bonobo(sp?) chimpanzee who can do it 50 times in an hour, LOL, and restaurant heat lamps can cure hemorrhoids.

So, anyway, here's my predicament. Apparently the number one question men want answered is 'how can you tell if a hot chick might be packing downstairs?' Apparently, a lot of transsexuals only go halfway and don't go through with the genital reconstruction, which is why some guys end up rudely surprised. Apparently an Adam's apple can be shaved off and electrolysis is so effective at removing facial hair, that it can be nearly impossible to distinguish a female from a shemale without risking getting a hand slapped.

But THIS is what they said is the "fail-proof" test. Look at fingers. Apparently, in males, the ring finger (4th finger) is longer than the index finger (2nd finger). In females, the index finger is longer. Which is an awesome nifty trick, EXCEPT... my index finger is a lot shorter than my ring finger. It's not even close. I'm a guy. So, thinking I heard them wrong, I checked on hubby. His index finger is also shorter than his ring finger. We both did this ^.^ Then, I asked him how it felt to find out he's gay after all these years, since apparently, according to the fail-proof test, I'm A GUY! That surgery must've been expensive. No wonder I'm always broke.

So, I thought, of course, Spike Tv has just got it wrong. More research was required.

Okay, my idea of research is about ten minutes worth of Google-fu... but what I did find seems to support the theory that according to my fingers, I should be a guy. Not only that, but I should be more inclined toward numbers and math than towards language.

Now, I'm fine with being the exception to every rule. LOL, but I wonder if there are any more of me out there.

~~So, quick poll.~~

Scratch that, the poll isn't working...

Just wondering... do your finger ratios peg you as male or female? Do they say you're more likely to a mathematician or a writer? (I'm thinking it's my destiny to write an epic allegorical tale about the human journey in numeric code so that it can be beamed into space and deciphered by other civilizations after we're long gone... but then I've always had delusions of grandeur.)

And the big question is... who has the pictures of Jared and Jensen's hands so we can solve the question once and for all about who the girl in that relationship is would be... ya know... if there was a relationship... *shifty eyes*

Also, as I was posting this little trivia, the Spike channel had a poll... Who gets you mored "fired up"? Molly Sims or Danneel Harris? It was a tie. LOL.