Random guffaw of randomness...

[ht_murray]

Warning: My sense of humor is a little rank sometimes. Don't read this if you're eating.


I made cheddar brats for dinner. Yum. Dan has celiac disease, so eats his without a bun, which is fine.

Anyway...

Me: *looks over* ^.^ Did you eat the skin first? God, that's gross. Looks like you're eating poop.
Hubby: Nu-uh, looked more like poop with the skin still on.
Me: Who has perfectly smooth, shiny poop?
Hubby: Shut up. I like it. I feel like a zombie. It's like I'm eating someone's...*realizes Tracy's brain is so going in the gutter no matter what he says*... arm... or something.
Me: *dies laughing* Right! Arm! BWahahahahaha!
Hubby: Shut up.
Me: And the cheese is what? Pus?
Hubby: *stops eating skinless sausage*

Again, I'm sorry for that.

Also, Adam gave me goosebumples. The judges are stupid. That is all.

Comments

[willow-fae-20.livejournal.com]

Can I curl up and nap in your brain? You are AWESOME!!!

[rebekahfair.livejournal.com]

My best friend's dad has celiac. I've never known anyone else to have it.

And the word "pus" makes me hella uncomfortable. lol

[angels3.livejournal.com]

My husband just cringes when he knows he's left himself wide open (which is fairly often) because he knows it's going to envolve gay porn. *snickers*

[layne67.livejournal.com]

'Kay, I had to google the image, wasn't quite sure what cheddar brats are. Hee hee, you!!!

And I can't wait to see Adam tonight!!

[grlmonday.livejournal.com]

I want your mood theme.

[jane-eyre.livejournal.com]

Awesome, thank you for that. Now the next time my co-worker brings cheddar brats for her lunch I'm going to have this conversation in my head, and I'll start cracking up laughing. And there's no way I can tell her why I'm laughing. But it was a good laugh, and not that far off from a conversation I was having with my mom and sister tonight.

[i-o-r-h-a-e-l.livejournal.com]

Awww my Gawd!

:D:D

I can't wait to see Adam!

[unplugged32.livejournal.com]

What are cheddar brats?? And you made me look of celiac disease cause I didn't know what that is either;)

[nontimebotree.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaahhahahahaahah ROTFLMAO here...

Dude- that sooo doesnt gross me out and is similar to a convo I had at the fam dinner table one night- went sorta like this...

Brennan: - Mom - where does a hotdog come from

My hubby: Dont say it ( he knows my blunt bizarre sense of humor and snark)

me: they come from God honey ( ever the smartass I am)

Brennan: ( after a second fof 5 y/o contemplation) what part of God?

My hubby: Dont say it...

me: laughs as all sorts of blasphemous thoughts cross my mind..


funny how its sooooo easy to slide into the slime-muck of the gutter... hahahahahhah

[chocca2.livejournal.com]

♥ LOL

[captcrashsc.livejournal.com]

I so needed that laugh.

*snuggles*

♥



so used the wrong icon. *face palm*

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

LOL. I might have to make room. I could be like Johnny Mnemonic and dump my childhood, LOL.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's only been diagnosed for a couple years now, which is weird, because it's genetic and has probably always been there.

Mmmm, pickled pus. Ugh. I was desensitized at an early age, I guess. Haha.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, we're pretty lucky, I think. Some people would keep the stuff we write a secret from men-types, but meh. I tell mine everything but the gory details. I also told him I was so posting this conversation in my journal. :P

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

It had to be said, lol. Why can the dude not just eat his friggin' sausage? Haha.

I loved Adam. Totally Jeff Buckley-esque.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

It's by causette I think maybe it's in her comm, which I can't recall the name of... but it's pretty common. A lot of people have it.

[angels3.livejournal.com]

I said something one time about the three F's referring to Dean and I can't remember what I was talking about but my husband was like what? I think we were talking about his dating style.

Food, Fuck and Flee?

I thought I was going to pee myself.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Haha, I think we're all perfectly capable of rank humor, and if it makes me laugh, I'd be mean not to share. LOL. I'm glad you got a laugh. Just, y'know, try not to think of cheese as pus or anything else... :P

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Haha! Sorry.

Adam was amazing!

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Bratwurst is a German sausage. Very nommy. And Cheddar brats are just bratwursts with cheese in 'em. Nomnomnom. Especially good when boiled in beer. *nods* Actually one of the few sausages I can eat.

And ya learn something new every day.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

LOL, God is junkless, like the angels. That's why he's so bitter. LOL.

We of the dirty mind shall wallow together. *glomps*

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

*smoooooosh*

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe, glad to lighten your spirits. Is your tooth fixed yet? *pets*

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

BWahahahahahahaha! I don't know what the three F's are either, but thanks to my hubby, I do know what the three S's are. Sooooo didn't need ot know that. *shakes head*