Okay, so they don't sound quite as scary and gross as before. And I'm totally pro waste reduction. But...I just don't know. I think I'm just very resistant to change.

And this: having to put the bathroom trash can on top of the toilet in order to keep the dog out of it made me snort. 'Cause yeah. It's the same with cats. I can't tell you the horror story of finding you know what scattered across my floor when I got home from work one day. Ick.